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Ahh, Tourists

rockA lady on her first visit to Yellowstone National Park said to her guide, "Look at all those big rocks. Wherever did they come from?"

"The glaciers brought them down," the guide replied.

"But where are the glaciers?" the lady continued.

"The glaciers," said the guide in a weary voice, "have gone back for more rocks."

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