logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • parrot

    Parrot Dream Fulfilled

    A gentleman goes to an estate sale and notices that one of the items for sale is a large…
  • doctor4

    Baby Prescription

    A woman brought her baby in to see the doctor, and he determined right away the baby had…
  • Last Minute Turkey

    Last Minute Turkey

    It's the day before Thanksgiving and the butcher is just locking up when a man pounds on…
  • Default Image

    I Think Not

    I do not think -- therefore I am not.Here is the illustration of this principle:One…
  • Default Image

    Campaign Funding

    Can you believe a candidate dropped out of the race because of a lack of campaign funds?…
  • Default Image

    Little Encouragement

    The minister was shaking everyone's hand while they were leaving the church. An elderly…
  • Default Image

    Surgeon Feedback

    Surgeons invited to dinner parties are often asked to carve the meat -- or worse yet, to…
  • jeans

    Dress Code

    Employed by the human-development center of a corporation in the midwest, my friend…
  • Default Image

    Marrying Young

    My sister, went to the department store to check out the bridal registry of our niece…
  • Default Image

    Interview Bloopers

    Vice Presidents and personnel directors of the one hundred largest corporations were…
  • Default Image

    Office Answering Message

    "Hello, you have reached an office that thought it was so smart getting all it's…
  • Default Image

    The Same Taste

    Looking in the mall for a cotton nightgown, I tried my luck in a store known for its sexy…
  • Default Image

    Eating Worms

    Little Johnny sat playing in the garden. When his mother came out to collect him, she saw…
  • Default Image

    Miscellaneous Goobers

    GOOBERS AT WORK - I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk…
  • Default Image

    Hashing It Out

    I was working as a short-order cook at two restaurants in the same neighborhood. On a…

parachute 82nd AirborneAfter enlisting in the 82nd Airborne Division, I eagerly asked my Recruiter what I could expect from jump school.

"Well," he said, "its three weeks long."

"What else," I asked.

"The first week they separate the men from the boys," he said.

"The second week, they separate the men from the fools."

"And the third week?" I asked.

"The third week, the fools jump."

Powered By JFBConnect