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All Saved Up

After years of scrimping and saving, a husband told his wife the good news:

"Honey, we've finally saved enough money to buy what we started saving for in 1979."

"You mean a brand-new Cadillac?" she asked eagerly.

"No," said the husband, "a 1979 Cadillac."
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