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    Lost Baggage

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    Most Difficult Case

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    Van Problem

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    Hair Curlers

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    Bible Answer

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    10 Questions

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    Ski Wax

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    Shopping Wife Find

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    Potential Company Mergers

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    Work Phrases Explained

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Frustrated at always being corrected by my hubby, I decided the next time it happened I would have a comeback. That moment finally arrived, and I was ready.

"You know," I challenged, "even a broken clock is right once a day."

He looked at me and replied, "Twice."

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