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    Hymns for Speeders

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    Name Problem

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    College Nerves

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    Wedding Dress Blues

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    Disappearing Dinosaurs

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    Making Up For Lost Time

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    Better Trainer

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    Nervous Preacher

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    Window Savings

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    Toucan Yell

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    Wooden Bayonet

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    Garage Keys

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    Officer Overboard

    On a U.S. cruiser the officer of the deck asked the starboard lookout, "What would you do…
An amateur photographer was invited to dinner with friends, and he took along a few pictures to show to them. The hostess looked at the photos and commented, "These are very good! You must have a good camera."

The photographer didn't make any comment, but as he was leaving to go home, he said, "That was a really delicious meal! You must have some very good pots."
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