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    Epitaph Adjustment

    A new widow requested the epitaph "Rest in Peace" for her husband's tombstone. When she…
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    If You Go, I'll Go

    A church had a man in the choir who couldn't sing. Several people hinted to him that he…
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    Bigger Piece

    One night at the dinner table, the wife commented, "When we were first married, you took…
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    Brotherly Chores

    Drew and Timmy were brothers. One day Mom and Dad had to go into town. Dad told Drew,…
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    Aerobic Dismay

    Concerned about fitness in my middle 40s, I enrolled in an aerobics class. To my dismay I…
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    Dad Shopping

    In the frozen foods department of our local grocery store, I noticed a man shopping with…
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    Offended Goober

    If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one…
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    Bus Pole

    While riding the bus, my mother noticed a young man, who was holding onto the same pole,…
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    Viaduct Height

    If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one…
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    Fasten Your Seatbelts

    Flying to Los Angeles from San Francisco the other day, a passenger noticed that the…
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    Serenity for Seniors

    God, grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, The good fortune to…
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    Jury Duty Prejudice

    A man was chosen for jury duty who very much wanted to be dismissed from serving. He…
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    Memo Differences

    Memo from Director General to Manager:Today at 11 o'clock there will be a total eclipse…
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    Computer Error

    I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Harold, the computer guy, to come…
  • Hiccup Joke

    Hiccups Cure

    A man entered a drug store and asked to see the pharmacist. When the pharmacist came out,…

"Open wider," requested the dentist, as he began his examination of the patient.

"Good Grief!" he said startled.

"You've got the biggest cavity I've ever seen -- the biggest cavity I've ever seen."

"OK Doc!" replied the patient.  "I'm scared enough without you saying something like that twice."

"I didn't!" said the dentist.  "That was the echo."

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