logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image
  • Default Image

    Canine Complex

    A man walked into the office of the eminent psychiatrist Dr. Heidberg, and sat down to…
  • Default Image

    Three-Sixty 727

    The controller who was working a busy pattern told the 727 on downwind to make a…
  • Default Image

    Family Problems

    Two men met at a bus stop and struck up a conversation. One of them kept complaining of…
  • Default Image

    Even More Cute Kids

    A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination, and looked at the old…
  • Default Image

    Understanding Law

    During a Law course class, the 'Audi Alteram Partem' rule was explained. Translated it…
  • Default Image

    Slow-Driving Grandma

    Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police…
  • classroom

    Piranha Spell

    While my third-grade class was completing a writing exercise, one of the students asked…
  • Default Image

    Top Ten things Men Understand about Women

    1.2.3.4.5.6.7.8.9.10. Just smile and pass it on!
  • Default Image

    Gated Community

    Security and peace of mind were part of the reason we moved to a gated community. Both…
  • Default Image

    Haircut Plan

    I was getting my hair cut at a neighborhood shop, and I asked the barber when would be…
  • man smile

    Vice President Pride

    Tom was very excited about his promotion to Vice President of the company he worked for…
  • Default Image

    Whale Speak

    An expert on whales was telling friends about some of the unusual findings he had made.…
  • Default Image

    Stain Glass

    An area pastor tells of his first Sunday in the new parish and presenting the children's…
  • Default Image

    You're Not a Kid Anymore When

    You're not a kid anymore when ...* The only reason you're awake at 4 a.m. is…
A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about to tee off, and a salesman runs up to him, and yells, "Wait! Before you tee off, I have something really amazing to show you!"

The golfer, annoyed, says, "What is it?"

"It's a special golf ball," says the salesman. "You can never lose it!"

"Whattaya mean," scoffs the golfer, "you can never lose it? What if you hit it into the water?"

"No problem," says the salesman. "It floats, and it detects where the shore is, and spins towards it."

"Well, what if you hit it into the woods?"

"Easy," says the salesman. "It emits a beeping sound, and you can find it with your eyes closed."

"Okay," says the golfer, impressed. "But what if your round goes late and it gets dark?"

"No problem, sir, this golf ball glows in the dark! I'm telling you, you can never lose this golf ball!"

The golfer buys it at once. "Just one question," he says to the salesman. "Where did you get it?"

"I found it."
Powered By JFBConnect