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    Internet Cleaning

    As many of you know, each year the Internet must be shut down for 24 hours in order to…
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    Exact Address

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    Signs of E-Mail Addiction

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    Reward Change

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    Mail Problems

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    Definition of a Bar-B-Que

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    New Computer Viruses You Should Know About

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    Safe Keeping

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    Evangelist Request

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    New Phonetic Alphabet

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    Bishop's Role

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    Mind Games For Dogs

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    Cast Your Bread

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An infantry brigade was training in the summer heat, learning methods to counter offensive tactics. That summer, the area had experienced an infestation of rattlesnakes. Officers and NCOs were given one magazine of live ammunition to counter this danger, as several men had already been bitten.

So much ammunition was expended shooting, supposedly, at snakes that the post commander demanded that every officer and NCO who had shot at a snake present the dead snake as proof that the expenditure of rounds was justifiable.

The next day, the post commander entered his office and spotted a shoe box on his desk. He opened it, revealing a sleepy and sluggish, but very live, rattlesnake. Inside the box were twenty expended cartridges, and a short note. The note said, "I missed!"

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