Two analytical chemists in the Wild West are on the town's main street, ready to draw their weapons.
One says: "Don't MOVE, or I'll fill you full of 98% Lead, 1% Antimony, 0.98% Cobalt, and 0.02% elements below their detection levels!"
The other one says: "HOLD on there, cowboy. Are those values CERTIFIED??"
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