logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

Anesthesiologist Bill

Margie received a bill from the hospital for her recent surgery, and was astonished to see a $900 fee for the anesthesiologist.

She called his office to demand an explanation. "Is this some kind of mistake?" Margie asked when she got the doctor on the phone.

"No, not at all," the doctor said calmly. "Well," said Margie, "that's awfully costly for knocking someone out."

"Not at all," replied the doctor. "I knock you out for free. The 900 dollars is for bringing you back around."

Powered By JFBConnect

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Australian Football

    I'd heard that Australian football is a lot rougher than the American version, but never…
  • Default Image

    49 Cards

    A friend of ours waited until the last minute to send Christmas cards. She knew she had…
  • Default Image

    Cave Soliciting

    Mr. Jacobson decided to take a week off from the pressures of the office and went skiing.…
  • Default Image

    Zookeeper's Dilemma

    A zookeeper wanted to get some extra animals for his zoo, so he decided to compose a…
  • Default Image

    Leak Repair

    My husband's skills with do-it-yourself home repairs are at best mediocre. After spending…
  • Default Image

    Tense

    An English teacher at Michigan State University spent a lot of time marking grammatical…
  • Default Image

    Rapid Promotion

    The boss called one of his employees into the office."Rob," he said, "you've been with…
  • childrens-hands

    Things I've Learned From My Children

    *Things I've Learned From My Children* 01. A king size waterbed holds enough water to…
  • Default Image

    More Laws of Life

    * Murphy's First Law for Wives: If you ask your husband to pick up five items at the…
  • students1

    Smart As A Brick

    While a friend and I were visiting Annapolis, we noticed several students on their hands…
  • Default Image

    Cruising

    These are true stories from someone who works on a cruise ship.1. (For this one, you have…
  • Default Image

    Positive Start

    How to start your day with a positive outlook.1. Open a new file in your PC.2. Name it…
  • Default Image

    Deck Praise

    I was working in the sun all day, putting finishing touches on the new deck outside my…
  • Default Image

    Pain Cause

    A little girl went up to her mother one day while holding her stomach saying, "Mommy, my…
  • Default Image

    Driving Flash

    A man was driving down the road. He passed a traffic camera and saw it flash.Astounded…