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    Trapper's Stove

    An engineer, a psychologist, and a theologian were hunting in the wilderness of northern…
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    Computer T-Shirt Slogans

    Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted. As a computer, I find your faith in technology…
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    Sweat Dreams

    While on vacation with my son and his family, I shared a room with my 4 year old…
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    Celebrating The Raise

    My sister landed a good job with an accounting firm, and after a while she got a generous…
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    One and Ten

    Elizabeth was surprised to receive ten dollars from her Aunt for her birthday. The Aunt…
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    More Sayings

    Blessed are those who hunger and thirst, for they are sticking to their diets. Life is an…
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    Y Zero K bug

    Message from: Rome January 18, 1 BC Dear Cassius, Are you still working on the Y zero K…
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    $100.00 Please

    A little boy, who wanted $100.00 very badly, prayed for two weeks but nothing happened.…
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    Exam Help

    The final exam in electrical engineering worried my son, Don. On the last day of class,…
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    Bagpipe Jokes

    Relax, they aren't that bad - it's just joking about them that's fun. Q. What's the…
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    Community Paper

    Glenelg, Maryland is such a small community, I was surprised that they had a community…
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    Parking Solution

    A pastor of a two-church parish had to drive every Sunday morning about 4 miles from the…
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    The Grandma Test

    I was out walking with my 4-year-old granddaughter. She picked up something off the…
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    Wedding Album

    At a wedding I recently attended, the priest called for a moment of silence to remember…
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    Prescription Fail

    A gentleman was having some physical problems and his doctor told him that he had to…

Margie received a bill from the hospital for her recent surgery, and was astonished to see a $900 fee for the anesthesiologist.

She called his office to demand an explanation. "Is this some kind of mistake?" Margie asked when she got the doctor on the phone.

"No, not at all," the doctor said calmly. "Well," said Margie, "that's awfully costly for knocking someone out."

"Not at all," replied the doctor. "I knock you out for free. The 900 dollars is for bringing you back around."

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