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    Car Sale

    Judi tried to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems selling it, because the…
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    Strawberry Fertilizer

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    Accents

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    Surgery Plan

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    Chicken Neighbour

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    Invitation

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    Church Mice Problem

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    Actual Church Signs

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    Shoe Repair

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    How To Give Your Cat A Pill

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    Employment Search

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Dog: "They keep putting the lid down on the big water bowl."

Goldfish: "Just because I have a three-second memory, they don't think I'll mind eating the same fish flakes ...  Oh boy!  Fish flakes!"

Dog: "Man, why do they keep rubbing my nose in it?  I already KNOW whose it is!"

Goldfish: "The knight never comes out of the castle to fight me for dominion over the fish tank.  So I must continue patrolling, for I am lord and master!"

Parrot: "Tease, tease, tease!  But do those greedy clowns ever really give me a cracker?  I DON"T THINK SO!"

Cat: "Why are these people in my house?"

Goldfish: "Oh, tap-tap-tap!  There's a new one!"

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