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    Golf Discovery

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    Baseball Doctor

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    Ten Laws of Life

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    Church Bulletin Bloopers

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    Interview Bloopers

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    Parrot Strings

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    Window Seats

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    I'm Not Old - I'm Just Mature

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    Senior Driver

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    Smoke Detector Lesson

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    Chair Philosophy

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    Boat Rental

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    Beware of Dog

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    Blind Date Slap

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    Goober Baby News

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Dog: "They keep putting the lid down on the big water bowl."

Goldfish: "Just because I have a three-second memory, they don't think I'll mind eating the same fish flakes ...  Oh boy!  Fish flakes!"

Dog: "Man, why do they keep rubbing my nose in it?  I already KNOW whose it is!"

Goldfish: "The knight never comes out of the castle to fight me for dominion over the fish tank.  So I must continue patrolling, for I am lord and master!"

Parrot: "Tease, tease, tease!  But do those greedy clowns ever really give me a cracker?  I DON"T THINK SO!"

Cat: "Why are these people in my house?"

Goldfish: "Oh, tap-tap-tap!  There's a new one!"

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