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    Cinnamon Rolls

    At breakfast one day, I eagerly waited for my husband to comment on my first attempt at…
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    The Envelope Please

    Morris had just been hired as the new CEO of a large high tech corporation. The CEO who…
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    Not Likely

    In my sociology class, we were instructed to write down answers to some questions the…
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    The Batchelor

    I realized that my six-year-old grandson had been watching too many reality TV shows the…
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    Census Taker

    An old man was sitting on his porch, when a young man walked up with a pad and pencil in…
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    Clinton Deploys Vowels

    This cleanlaugh is a classic - originally out in 1996. WORLD NEWS: CLINTON DEPLOYS VOWELS…
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    Kitty Hostage

    My grandson Christopher is about six.He went to the next-door neighbors fence and…
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    Ohio

    Apparently I tend to brag too much about my home state of Ohio.One day I told a…
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    Kitchen Cry

    Howard came home from work one evening and there was his wife Miriam in the kitchen…
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    Children At The Dinner Party

    During a dinner party, the hosts' two little children entered the dining room totally…
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    Delivery Suspicion

    There was an unexpected knock on my door, and like I always do I first opened the…
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    Vat A Country!

    Many years ago, my father was visiting America, from Europe, for the very first time. He…
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    First Apartment

    Having moved into his first apartment, our son invited my husband and me for a visit. As…
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    Boring Flight

    Bored during a long flight, an eminent scholar leaned over and woke up the sleeping man…
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    Help Line

    It's clear why these people needed to call a "help" line.------Customer: "I've been…

Dog: "They keep putting the lid down on the big water bowl."

Goldfish: "Just because I have a three-second memory, they don't think I'll mind eating the same fish flakes ...  Oh boy!  Fish flakes!"

Dog: "Man, why do they keep rubbing my nose in it?  I already KNOW whose it is!"

Goldfish: "The knight never comes out of the castle to fight me for dominion over the fish tank.  So I must continue patrolling, for I am lord and master!"

Parrot: "Tease, tease, tease!  But do those greedy clowns ever really give me a cracker?  I DON"T THINK SO!"

Cat: "Why are these people in my house?"

Goldfish: "Oh, tap-tap-tap!  There's a new one!"

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