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    Words to Ponder

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    Wrapping Talk

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    Legal Contracts

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    Muddy General

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    College Applicant

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    Fast Driver

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    40 Year Solution

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    Guard Dog Sniff

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    Matching Shoes

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    New Pope

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    Priceless Grandparent Stories - Part 1

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Dog: "They keep putting the lid down on the big water bowl."

Goldfish: "Just because I have a three-second memory, they don't think I'll mind eating the same fish flakes ...  Oh boy!  Fish flakes!"

Dog: "Man, why do they keep rubbing my nose in it?  I already KNOW whose it is!"

Goldfish: "The knight never comes out of the castle to fight me for dominion over the fish tank.  So I must continue patrolling, for I am lord and master!"

Parrot: "Tease, tease, tease!  But do those greedy clowns ever really give me a cracker?  I DON"T THINK SO!"

Cat: "Why are these people in my house?"

Goldfish: "Oh, tap-tap-tap!  There's a new one!"

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