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    Behavior Modification

    One morning I was called to pick up my son at the school nurse's office.When I walked…
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    Laboratory Cells

    My mother works in a laboratory and is responsible for keeping tissue cultures alive. So…
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    Needled

    At a naval barracks the enlisted men were being given their shots prior to going…
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    Morning March

    I was a new Army basic trainee at Fort McClellan, and one requirement was a demanding…
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    Safe Keeping

    When the U.S. Mint reissued two-dollar bills, I thought they might someday become…
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    Corporate America in the 90's

    You know you work in Corporate America in the 90's if: - You've sat at the same desk for…
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    Thesaurus Collision

    Two trucks loaded with a thousand copies of Roget's Thesaurus collided as they left a New…
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    Y1K Problem

    Canterbury, England. AD 999. An atmosphere close to panic prevails today throughout…
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    What Mom's Really Want

    Top 10 List of what Moms REALLY want...* 10. To be able to eat a whole candy bar (alone)…
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    Centipede Snack

    A guy was lonely and so he decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went to…
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    Cub Reporter

    The newspaper editor was instructing the cub reporter in important details of his…
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    Remember When

    An old couple is sitting in their living room when the old woman leans over and says to…
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    Top Ten Things You'll Never Hear A Dad Say

    10. Well, how 'bout that? I'm lost! Looks like we'll have to stop and ask for directions.…
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    Thomas

    A man in a supermarket was pushing a cart which contained, among other things, a…
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    Four Waiting Fathers

    Four expectant fathers were in a Minnesota hospital waiting room while their wives were…

Dog: "They keep putting the lid down on the big water bowl."

Goldfish: "Just because I have a three-second memory, they don't think I'll mind eating the same fish flakes ...  Oh boy!  Fish flakes!"

Dog: "Man, why do they keep rubbing my nose in it?  I already KNOW whose it is!"

Goldfish: "The knight never comes out of the castle to fight me for dominion over the fish tank.  So I must continue patrolling, for I am lord and master!"

Parrot: "Tease, tease, tease!  But do those greedy clowns ever really give me a cracker?  I DON"T THINK SO!"

Cat: "Why are these people in my house?"

Goldfish: "Oh, tap-tap-tap!  There's a new one!"

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