logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes


Warning: A non-numeric value encountered in /home/csalt/public_html/modules/mod_raxo_allmode/helper.php on line 647

Warning: A non-numeric value encountered in /home/csalt/public_html/modules/mod_raxo_allmode/helper.php on line 649

Warning: A non-numeric value encountered in /home/csalt/public_html/modules/mod_raxo_allmode/helper.php on line 647

Warning: A non-numeric value encountered in /home/csalt/public_html/modules/mod_raxo_allmode/helper.php on line 649

Warning: A non-numeric value encountered in /home/csalt/public_html/modules/mod_raxo_allmode/helper.php on line 647

Warning: A non-numeric value encountered in /home/csalt/public_html/modules/mod_raxo_allmode/helper.php on line 649

Warning: A non-numeric value encountered in /home/csalt/public_html/modules/mod_raxo_allmode/helper.php on line 647

Warning: A non-numeric value encountered in /home/csalt/public_html/modules/mod_raxo_allmode/helper.php on line 649

Warning: A non-numeric value encountered in /home/csalt/public_html/modules/mod_raxo_allmode/helper.php on line 647

Warning: A non-numeric value encountered in /home/csalt/public_html/modules/mod_raxo_allmode/helper.php on line 649

Warning: A non-numeric value encountered in /home/csalt/public_html/modules/mod_raxo_allmode/helper.php on line 647

Warning: A non-numeric value encountered in /home/csalt/public_html/modules/mod_raxo_allmode/helper.php on line 649

Warning: A non-numeric value encountered in /home/csalt/public_html/modules/mod_raxo_allmode/helper.php on line 647

Warning: A non-numeric value encountered in /home/csalt/public_html/modules/mod_raxo_allmode/helper.php on line 649

Warning: A non-numeric value encountered in /home/csalt/public_html/modules/mod_raxo_allmode/helper.php on line 647

Warning: A non-numeric value encountered in /home/csalt/public_html/modules/mod_raxo_allmode/helper.php on line 649

Warning: A non-numeric value encountered in /home/csalt/public_html/modules/mod_raxo_allmode/helper.php on line 647

Warning: A non-numeric value encountered in /home/csalt/public_html/modules/mod_raxo_allmode/helper.php on line 649

Warning: A non-numeric value encountered in /home/csalt/public_html/modules/mod_raxo_allmode/helper.php on line 647

Warning: A non-numeric value encountered in /home/csalt/public_html/modules/mod_raxo_allmode/helper.php on line 649

Warning: A non-numeric value encountered in /home/csalt/public_html/modules/mod_raxo_allmode/helper.php on line 647

Warning: A non-numeric value encountered in /home/csalt/public_html/modules/mod_raxo_allmode/helper.php on line 649

Warning: A non-numeric value encountered in /home/csalt/public_html/modules/mod_raxo_allmode/helper.php on line 647

Warning: A non-numeric value encountered in /home/csalt/public_html/modules/mod_raxo_allmode/helper.php on line 649

Warning: A non-numeric value encountered in /home/csalt/public_html/modules/mod_raxo_allmode/helper.php on line 647

Warning: A non-numeric value encountered in /home/csalt/public_html/modules/mod_raxo_allmode/helper.php on line 649

Warning: A non-numeric value encountered in /home/csalt/public_html/modules/mod_raxo_allmode/helper.php on line 647

Warning: A non-numeric value encountered in /home/csalt/public_html/modules/mod_raxo_allmode/helper.php on line 649

Warning: A non-numeric value encountered in /home/csalt/public_html/modules/mod_raxo_allmode/helper.php on line 647

Warning: A non-numeric value encountered in /home/csalt/public_html/modules/mod_raxo_allmode/helper.php on line 649
  • Default Image

    Top Tips For Cheapskates

    Top Tips For Cheapskates~ Old telephone directories make ideal personal address books.…
  • Default Image

    CIA, FBI & LAPD

    The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove…
  • Default Image

    Vet Visit

    In his younger days our golden retriever Catcher often ran away when he had the chance.…
  • Default Image

    Prayer Positions

    Three ministers sat discussing the best positions for prayer while a telephone repairman…
  • Default Image

    Marine Mines

    In Marine Corps basic training, I soon learned that everything we recruits used belonged…
  • Default Image

    Hymns vs. Choruses

    An old farmer went to the city one weekend and attended the big city church. He came home…
  • Default Image

    Hiccups

    While waiting in line at the bank, a co-worker developed a very loud case of hiccups. By…
  • Default Image

    Forgotten Watch

    A man is giving a speech at his lodge meeting. He gets a bit carried away and talks for…
  • Picture of Hong Kong Skyline

    English Subtitles

    The following are actual English subtitles used in films from Hong Kong. * I am darn…
  • Default Image

    Office Hours

    "So tell me, Mrs. Smith," asked the interviewer, "have you any other skills you think…
  • Default Image

    Returned E-mail

    The start of the new school term always brings out the most interesting questions for…
  • Default Image

    Movie Breakout

    A fellow took his girlfriend to the movies. During the previews, she asked him if he…
  • Default Image

    Bulletproof

    The speaker at a bank's drive-through window had been broken for weeks, and the tellers…
  • Default Image

    Brazilian Jungle

    Two intrepid explorers met in the heart of the Brazilian jungle. "I'm here," declared…
  • Default Image

    Hi Tech Watch

    A man is at Grand Central Station waiting for his train which leaves at 6:00 PM but he…

This guy enters a bar located at the top of the Empire State Building in New York.  It looked like a nice place and he then takes a seat at the bar next to another guy.  "This is a nice place, I've never been here before," the first guy says.

"Oh really?" the other replies, "it's also a very special bar."

"Why is that?", the first guy asks.

"Well, you see that painting on the far wall?  That's an original Van Gogh, and this stool I'm sitting on was on the Titanic."

"Gee, that's amazing!", the first guy says.

"Not only that, but you see that window over there, fourth from the right?
Well, the wind does strange things outside that window.  If you jump out, you'll fall about 50 feet before the wind catches you and you're pushed back up."

"No way, that's impossible", the first guy replies.

"Not at all, take a look," the other man replies and walks over to the window, followed closely by the first man.  He opens the window, climbs over the sill and falls out.  He drops 10...20...30...40...50 feet, comes to a stop, and whoosh!  He comes right back up and sails back through the window.

"See, it's fun.  You should try it", he says.

"Try it?  I don't even believe I saw it!" the first man shouts.

"It's easy.  Watch, I'll do it again." And with that, he falls out the window, again.  He drops 10...20...30...40...50 feet, comes to a stop, and whoosh!...he comes right back up and sails back through the window.

"Go ahead, give it a try, it's a blast!", he says.

"Well, what the heck, OK...I'll give it a try," the first man says and proceeds to fall out the window.  He falls10...20...30...40...50...100...200...300...500...1000 feet and SPLAT!!!!

After calmly watching the first man fall to his death, the other guy casually closes the window and heads back to the bar and orders another drink.  The bartender arrives with the drink and says, "You know, Superman, you're a real jerk when you drink!"

Powered By JFBConnect