logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Worst Decision Yet

    A king was quite concerned about a decision he had just made, so much so that he went to…
  • Default Image

    Baseball Basics

    At one point during a game, the baseball coach said to one of his young players, "Do you…
  • Default Image

    Maritime Museum

    Some midshipmen were tasked at the maritime museum to do the "dirty work" of restoring a…
  • puppies

    How Many Dogs Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

    *How Many Dogs Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?* Golden Retriever: The sun is…
  • Default Image

    No Chat Excuse

    After a close friend moved away, we began to communicate by computer. We met each week in…
  • Default Image

    Movie Night

    My wife was complaining that I spend too much time on the computer, and not enough time…
  • Default Image

    Emergency Flowers

    I stopped at a florist shop after work to pick up roses for my wife. As the clerk was…
  • Default Image

    Turn Around

    A local priest and pastor were fishing on the side of the road.They thoughtfully made a…
  • Default Image

    Wake Up Call

    An elderly gentleman checked into a New York hotel. The clerk mentioned the phone service…
  • Default Image

    Application To Date My Daughter

    NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unlessaccompanied by a complete…
  • wise owl

    Words and Questions From the Wise

    *Words and Questions From the "Wise"* I intend to live forever. So far, so good. If…
  • Default Image

    Afraid To Cross

    Two men stand at a river which they are about to cross when they notice crocodiles…
  • Default Image

    Understanding Law

    During a Law course class, the 'Audi Alteram Partem' rule was explained. Translated it…
  • weight scale 2

    Suck It In

    I noticed my husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his ample stomach.…
  • Default Image

    Grandmother on the Stand

    A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a trial--a…

Once there was a golfer whose drive landed on an anthill.

Rather than move the ball, he decided to hit it where it lay.  He gave a mighty swing.  Clouds of dirt and sand and ants exploded from the spot.  Everything but the golfball.  It sat in the same spot.

So he lined up and tried another shot.  Clouds of dirt and sand and ants went flying again.  The golf ball didn't even wiggle.

Two ants survived.  One dazed ant said to the other, "Whoa!  what are we going to do?"

Said the other ant: " I don't know about you, but I'm going to get on the ball."

Powered By JFBConnect