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    Kitchen Help

    The wife was busy frying eggs, when her husband came home. He walked into the kitchen and…
  • A funny joke about a man who takes up tennis later in life.

    Tennis Talk

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    Guard Dog Karate

    A young couple lived in a town filled with crime. After three neighbors had been robbed,…
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    Add Some Fun To Life

    Add Some Fun To Life Put your garbage can on your desk and label it 'IN'. Page yourself…
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    Boat 99

    At a boat-rental concession, the manager went to the lake's edge and yelled through his…
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    Job Application

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    Deep Trouble

    A man driving his car down a country road was forced to stop before a giant puddle…
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    Muffin Moving

    After living in our house for four years, we were moving out of state. My husband had…
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    How Do You Spell That

    Lena passed away and Ole called 911. The 911 operator told Ole that she would send…
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    Found Cell Phone

    When a customer left his cell phone in my store, I scrolled through his saved numbers,…
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    Career Choice

    A father is asked by his friend, "Has your son decided what he wants to be when he grows…
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    Ol' Spot

    A group of country neighbors wanted to get together on a regular basis and socialize. As…
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    Hi Tech Watch

    A man is at Grand Central Station waiting for his train which leaves at 6:00 PM but he…
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    Carried Away Shopping

    In a shop, two men struck up a conversation. Just as one fellow said that his wife was…
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    Dun in Texas

    A cowboy (named Julius?) rode into town and stopped at the saloon for a drink.…

The following are a few simple ways to keep burglars out of the house by putting a few signs in well-placed locations.

Dear Mr. Butcher, starting tomorrow, please leave eight pounds of meat for Brutus. Six pounds only makes him angry and vicious!

Dear Mr. Mailman, we found bloodstains all over our mail. They must be yours. The next time you put mail into our slot, please be sure to keep all parts of your body well clear of all openings. P.S. - Any sign of that book we sent for, "The Care and Feeding of Wild Jungle Cats"?

Dear Mr. Exterminator, be very careful when you go inside! The termites have eaten through most of the floorboards and you will fall into the basement where all of the rats are!

To whom it may concern: Some of the items in this house have been engraved with Federal Identification Numbers. Others have merely been wired to explode when touched. Good luck...

Selma, don't come in! The boa constrictor got loose again…

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