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Appendix Worry

Old Jacob Johnson, raging hypochondriac, was convinced that the pain on his left side was appendicitis. Mrs. Johnson explained that the appendix is on the right.

"So, aha! THAT's why it hurts to much," said Jacob.

"My appendix is on the wrong side!"

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