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Are You My Waiter?

Max Greenberg was at his favorite eatery, the Second Avenue Deli, when he called over the waiter.

"Yes?" asked the busy waiter.

"Are you sure you're the waiter I ordered from?" asked Max.

"Why do you ask?" replied the waiter.

Max replied, "Because I was expecting he would be a much older man by now."

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