logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

Are You My Waiter?

restaurant meal2Max Greenberg was at his favorite eatery, the Second Avenue Deli, when he called over the waiter.

"Yes?" asked the busy waiter.

"Are you sure you're the waiter I ordered from?" asked Max.

"Why do you ask?" replied the waiter.

Max replied, "Because I was expecting he would be a much older man by now."

More Jokes

  • child six

    Youngest in School

    A friend of mine has three boys. The youngest, Gregory, had just started school. A…
  • Default Image

    Spa First Day

    A woman joined a health spa, and on her first day eagerly joined in an exercise class.…
  • Default Image

    Out of the Loop

    Mr. Norton was in the hospital recovering from an operation when the nurse on duty…
  • Default Image

    Thank You Cards

    My first stop on my vacation was my sister's house in Montana. She's extremely organized.…
  • football

    Football Newbie

    A guy took his girlfriend to a football game for the first time. After the game he asked…
  • Default Image

    IRS Call

    When the minister picked up the phone, Special Agent Struzik from the IRS was on the…
  • Default Image

    Roughhousing

    A little boy was roughhousing with his dog. His mother said to him, "Now, Peter, I know…
  • Default Image

    Wedding Blessing

    At a wedding ceremony that I was performing, I raised my hand to give the final…
  • Default Image

    Last Words Heard

    3 friends die in a car accident and they go to an orientation in heaven. They are all…
  • Default Image

    Goober Motivation

    One day a goober was hiking up to an old camp. There was an outhouse along the way, so he…
  • Default Image

    Professional Animal Trainer

    As a professional animal trainer, I was disturbed when my own dog developed a bad habit.…
  • Default Image

    Great Exercise Program

    Here's the exercise program I'm using to stay in shape this year. You might want to take…
  • Default Image

    Traffic Laughs

    * Freeway congestion is getting so bad, you can change a tire without losing your place…
  • printer 2

    Do It Yourself

    When a guy's printer type began to grow faint, he called a local repair shop where a…
  • Default Image

    The Upper Hand

    A young and foolish pilot wanted to sound cool and show who was boss on the aviation…