logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

Army Nurse Training

During basic training for the Army Nurse Corps, we were required to spend one week in the field roughing it.  It rained the entire week.  We arose daily in our swampy tent, took a cold-water beauty bath from our helmets, donned our pistol belts and ponchos, and trudged through the mud to set up field hospitals.  Obviously, our personal appearance frequently left much to be desired.

The final blow to our feminine pride occurred while we waited in the mess line in the mud and rain.  A young private came by with a camera and asked to take our picture.  "It will prove to my girl," he said, "that she has NO reason to be jealous!"
Powered By JFBConnect

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Anesthesia

    An oral surgeon was scheduled to extract four wisdom teeth from Jim, a high-school…
  • Default Image

    Flight Advice

    On a recent flight, an elderly passenger kept peering out the window. Since it was…
  • Default Image

    Nail Biting

    Most of us have a bad habit we are constantly trying to break. For me, it’s biting my…
  • Default Image

    Lit Match

    On my first day working at the gas station, I watched a senior co-worker measure the…
  • Default Image

    Gift Parrot

    There was a man who travelled all around the world.Every city he stopped in he would buy…
  • Default Image

    New Apartment

    A property manager of single-family residence was showing a unit to prospective tenants…
  • knee bones

    Sore Knee

    Old man Johnson limped into the doctor's office and said, "Doc, my right knee hurts so…
  • woman3

    Musings

    * A bus station is where a bus stops.A train station is where a train stops.My desk is my…
  • Default Image

    Potential Company Mergers

    Xerox and Wurlitzer: They're going to make reproductive organs Fairchild Electronics and…
  • Default Image

    Exercise Classes

    I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothing.If I *had*…
  • Default Image

    Parachute Training

    While attending US Army's Airborne School.....The Day before our first jump, the…
  • Default Image

    Fast Driver

    My mom has a lead foot, so I was not surprised when a state trooper pulled us over as we…
  • Default Image

    Diagnosis

    The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving an…
  • Default Image

    High School Record

    Back at my high school for the tenth reunion, I met my old coach, Mr. Carlier. Walking…
  • Default Image

    Frugal - to save

    Mary's fourth grade homework assignment was to make sentences using the words in her…