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    Top Ten Toys You May Have Trouble Finding This Year

    10. Sister's Dollhouse and Night Vision Ninja Assassin 9. Tuba Hero - World Tour8. Low…
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    The Grandma Test

    I was out walking with my 4-year-old granddaughter. She picked up something off the…
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    Things You Do Not Want To Hear In Surgery

    1.) Better save that.? We'll need it for the autopsy.2.) Somebody call the janitor -…
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    Road Closed

    Signs warning of closed roadways are frequently ignored in rural Minnesota, so highway…
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    60's Fans

    Fans of '60's music, my 14-year-old daughter and her best friend got front-row tickets to…
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    Office Hours

    "So tell me, Mrs. Smith," asked the interviewer, "have you any other skills you think…
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    Medieval History

    My friend, an American history professor at Mount Union College in Ohio, was asked to…
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    Birthday Wish

    A mother asked her small son what he would like for his birthday."I'd like a little…
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    Lazy Cobbler

    A man went into a shoe repair store in his hometown that he had not been in for almost…
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    A Father's Method

    A loaded SUV pulled in to the only remaining campsite. Four children leapt from the…
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    Unknown Reindeer

    The game show contestant was only 200 points behind the leader and about to answer the…
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    Game Question

    The duffer muffed his tee shot into the woods, then hit into a few trees, then proceeded…
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    For Charlotte

    A DJ was introducing a record. "This next one," he said, "is for Charlotte Burke, who is…
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    Vicar's Surprise

    A rich man went to his vicar and said, "I want you and your wife to take a three-month…

It was a difficult subject to bring before his aged mother, but John felt that he must: "Mom, you're no longer a spring chicken and you do need to think ahead of what'll happen in the future. Why don't we make arrangements about when...you know...when...you pass on?"

The mother didn't say anything, just sat there staring ahead.

"I mean, Mom, like...how do you want to finally go? Do you want to be buried? Cremated?"

There was yet another long pause. Then the mother looked up and said, "Son, why don't you surprise me?"

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