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    Tracing Family

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    Raffle Toy

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    Votive Candles

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    Paying For The Damage

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    Plus or Minus One

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    Romantic Switch

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    Dog Sweater

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    Prison Sentence

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    Three Mothers

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    Dignified Exit

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    Blessed Again

    A young minister sitting down to dinner was about to say grace when he opened the…
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    If You Love Someone

    Pessimist: If you love someone, Set her free ... if she ever comes back, she's yours, If…
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    Too Late To Date

    An elderly woman died last month.Having never married, she requested no male…

An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any recent interest in his paintings which happened to be on display.

"I have good news and bad news," the gallery owner replied.  " The good news is that a gentleman inquired about your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death."

"What did you say?" questioned the artist.

"When I told him it would, he bought all 15 of your paintings."

"That's wonderful!" the artist exclaimed. "What's the bad news?"

"The gentleman was your doctor...."

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