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    Dog Errand

    A butcher is working, and really busy. He notices a dog in his shop and shoos him away.…
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    Cat Joke

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    John Will Be Fine

    The manager of a large office noticed a new man one day and told him to come into his…
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    Johnny's Dust

    After church, Johnny tells his parents he has to go and talk to the minister right away.…
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    Hasty Departure

    A young ensign had nearly completed his first overseas tour of sea duty when he was given…
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    No Hero of Mine

    "King David used to be a hero of mine, but not anymore," little Brodie told his mother…
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    Reading At Lunchtime

    A Jewish man took his Passover lunch to eat outside in the park. He sat down on a bench…
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    Excerpts From "A Cat's Guide To Human Beings"

    1. Introduction: Why Do We Need Humans?So you've decided to get yourself a human being.…
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    Employee Gift

    A new pastor, eager to make sure the church's employees would like him, called them…
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    Military Chat

    During the second Gulf War, I was an Air Force colonel. I routinely flew on different…
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    Freeway Repair

    An off-ramp of a freeway in Long Beach, CA, has been torn up for years.Recently, someone…
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    Golf Stroke

    "I play golf in the low 80's," the little old man was telling one of the young boys at…
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    Auction Parrot

    One day a man went to an auction. While there, he bid on a parrot. He really wanted this…
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    Another Reason Not To Drink

    This guy enters a bar located at the top of the Empire State Building in New York. It…
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    This Town is so Small...

    This town is so small . . .- The City Jail is called amoeba, because it only has one…

An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any recent interest in his paintings which happened to be on display.

"I have good news and bad news," the gallery owner replied.  " The good news is that a gentleman inquired about your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death."

"What did you say?" questioned the artist.

"When I told him it would, he bought all 15 of your paintings."

"That's wonderful!" the artist exclaimed. "What's the bad news?"

"The gentleman was your doctor...."

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