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Athletics Anonymous

Man watching tv with a remoteNot too long ago, with all the emphasis on one's physical fitness, a new organization sprang up called "Athletics Anonymous."

When you get the urge to play golf, tennis, go power-walking or bicycle riding (or anything else involving a type of physical activity), they send someone over to watch TV with you until the urge passes.

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