logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Dispatch Message

    One night at McCord Air Force Base, I was dispatched to check out the security fence…
  • Default Image

    Lawyer Light Bulb

    Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?A: Such number as may be deemed…
  • Default Image

    Some Great Malapropisms...

    "I don't want anybody stepping on anyone else's thunder.""You can't pull the sheep over…
  • Default Image

    Flight Control Software

    At a recent computer software engineering course in the US, the participants were given…
  • leftovers

    Family Pressure

    Three wives were bemoaning their husbands' attitudes towards leftovers: "It gets rough,"…
  • chickens

    Chickens in the Sack

    If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one here. There were two…
  • Default Image

    Reversal of Fortune

    Dear John, I have been unable to sleep since I broke off our engagement. Won't you…
  • university

    School Recommendation

    When I went with my daughter to visit a prestigious university, our student guide pointed…
  • Default Image

    Stone's Throw

    A vacationer e-mailed a seaside hotel to ask its location."It's only a stone's throw away…
  • Default Image

    Things to do when seeing Lord Of The Rings:

    1. Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly, "Wait! Where is Harry Potter?"2.…
  • Default Image

    Watergate Bug

    A honeymoon couple is in the Watergate Hotel.The new bride is concerned and asked, "What…
  • Default Image

    Family Togetherness

    An older woman recently returned from her hometown in North Carolina and told a friend…
  • Default Image

    Dentist Bill

    A woman phoned her dentist when she received a huge bill. "I'm shocked!" she complained.…
  • Default Image

    Morning People

    I was sound asleep when the telephone jarred me awake."Hi!" exclaimed my peppy…
  • Default Image

    Words to Ponder

    *Words to Ponder* Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. I'd kill…
As the boss was leaving the office to play golf, he instructed his secretary to tell all callers that he was away from his desk.

Shortly after he left, a member of his foursome called to find out which course they were playing that day. The loyal girl would only reply that her boss was away from his desk.

"Just tell me," the golfer persisted, "is he five miles away from his desk, twenty miles away from his desk, or thirty miles away from his desk?"
Powered By JFBConnect