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    Three Gifts

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    Overdue Rent

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    Ready, Set, Go

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    Wrong Guard

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    Fan Help

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    Awake Tip

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    Dear Abby, Dear Reader

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    Newcomer Court

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    Instrument Test

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    Three Escape

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    Battling Salons

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    Dog Errand

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    Mom's Phone

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1. Thank you for your e-mail. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the first ten words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message.

2. Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks.

3. Due to a transporter malfunction, I am now in the 24th century, and I don't know when I'll be back. But hey, leave a message. Someone might get to it.

4. In case of a business emergency, I may be reached 24 hours a day at (insert Boss's cell phone number here).

5. The e-mail server is unable to deliver this message. Please restart your computer and try sending again.

6. Please reply to this e-mail so I will know that you got this message.

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