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    Correction

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    $100.00 Please

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    Balance

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    Army Arrival

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    Personalized Plate

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    Apples for Teachers

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    Signs of Banned Substances

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    Civil War Re-enactment

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    You Know You're Growing Old When...

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    Happy Birthday Line

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    No Ears, One Question

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    Not as Bad as They Say

    Thanks to my good, Texan friend Walter Smith for this one.Chuck was sitting in an…
With some misgivings, we left a young babysitter in charge of our three energetic youngsters.

When we returned a few hours later, she was sitting alone watching TV.

I went to check on the children and found them in our narrow hallway. By bracing their arms and legs against the walls, two of them had climbed up to the ceiling.

"The babysitter taught us how," they said gleefully.

The sitter joined me, her face a deep red. "Since they had me climbing the walls, I figured they might as well be too," she stammered.

We kept the same girl for the next two years.
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