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Bachelor Cooking

Two confirmed bachelors sat talking.  Their conversation drifted from politics to cooking.  "I got a cookbook once," said the first, "but I could never do anything with it."

"Too much fancy cooking in it, eh?" asked the second.

"You said it.  Every one of the recipes began the same way - 'Take a clean dish and....'"

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