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    Gym Oops

    New to the United States, I was eager to meet people. So one day I struck up a…
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    Banking Hiccup

    While waiting in line at the bank, a coworker developed a very loud case of hiccups. By…
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    Swindled

    A newsboy was standing on the corner with a stack of papers, yelling, "Read all about it.…
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    Military Haircut

    Tiring of the same old buzz haircut from the base barber at Fort Dix, New Jersey, I went…
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    Ride To Church

    A teenager who had just received her learner's permit offered to drive her parents to…
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    Lose The Cat

    A man hated his wife's cat and he decided to get rid of it. He drove 20 blocks away from…
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    Teaching Math

    Last week I purchased a burger for $1.58. I handed the cashier $2.00 and started digging…
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    Universal Solvent

    "The father was very proud when his son went off to college. He came to tour the school…
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    Waist Deep

    While driving through Buffalo after a heavy snow storm, a motorist noted a cop,…
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    Theories Of Cat Behavior

    Theories Of Cat BehaviorLAW OF CAT INERTIAA cat at rest will tend to remain at rest,…
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    Stolen Truck

    The young goober came running into the store and said to his buddy, "Jake, somebody just…
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    Hospital Regulations

    Hospital regulations require a wheelchair for patients being discharged. However, while…
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    Scheduled Shot

    At a golf course, four men approached the sixteenth tee. The straight fairway ran along a…
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    Pastor To The Rescue

    There were two men shipwrecked on this island. The minute they got on to the island one…
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    Vacation Time

    Jill had applied for a job and when she returned home, her mother asked how the interview…

Two confirmed bachelors sat talking.  Their conversation drifted from politics to cooking.  "I got a cookbook once," said the first, "but I could never do anything with it."

"Too much fancy cooking in it, eh?" asked the second.

"You said it.  Every one of the recipes began the same way - 'Take a clean dish and....'"

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