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    Dispatch Message

    One night at McCord Air Force Base, I was dispatched to check out the security fence…
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    Doctor News

    A doctor walked into his office where one of his patients was sitting. The doctor told…
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    Jumper

    At the local Starbucks, a little guy exchanged words with a big bald guy and it looked…
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    Computer Dating

    A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center and registered his qualifications.…
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    The Gift

    A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for her birthday. A friend of his said, "I…
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    Patio Problem

    My husband, Ray, was attempting to build a patio for the first time. He bought 100 cement…
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    Five Things You Do Not Want to Hear when Calling Tech Support

    1. "Duuuuuude! Bummer!"2. In layman's term, we call that the "Hindenburg Effect."3. "Your…
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    Transcribing Confusion

    We were thoroughly confused. While transcribing medical audiotapes, my co-worker came…
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    Passing Pain

    An elderly couple are both lying in bed one morning, having just awaken from a good…
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    Penguin Breakdown

    There was this truck driver who had to deliver five hundred penguins to the state zoo. As…
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    Census Taker

    An old man was sitting on his porch, when a young man walked up with a pad and pencil in…
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    How Cold is it?

    An annotated thermometer: (degrees Fahrenheit, then Celsius) +50 / +10* New York tenants…
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    6 Legged Turkey

    An industrious turkey farmer was always experimenting with breeding to perfect a better…
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    Busy Mom

    My busy mother sometimes accidentally left pots and pans on the stove with the burners…
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    Car Recognition

    A man was annoyed when his wife told him that a car had backed into her, damaging a…

Two confirmed bachelors sat talking.  Their conversation drifted from politics to cooking.  "I got a cookbook once," said the first, "but I could never do anything with it."

"Too much fancy cooking in it, eh?" asked the second.

"You said it.  Every one of the recipes began the same way - 'Take a clean dish and....'"

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