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    Nature Abhors A Simile

    There was something funny about the kidnapping crime scene that Special Agent Frievald…
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    The Good Night Kiss

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    Proper Attire

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    More On Candidates

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    I Always Wondered About That

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    Methuselah Diet

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    Lost in the Woods

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    Military Intials

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    Your Dog's New Year's Resolutions

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    Cure For Lateness

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    Kitchen Help

    The wife was busy frying eggs, when her husband came home. He walked into the kitchen and…
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    I Hope I'm Sick

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    Don't Smoke

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    Sweat Dreams

    While on vacation with my son and his family, I shared a room with my 4 year old…
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    Locked Out

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Two confirmed bachelors sat talking.  Their conversation drifted from politics to cooking.  "I got a cookbook once," said the first, "but I could never do anything with it."

"Too much fancy cooking in it, eh?" asked the second.

"You said it.  Every one of the recipes began the same way - 'Take a clean dish and....'"

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