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    Goober at the River

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    Prison Riot

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    Boy Scout Tips

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    Resume Help

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    Anthill Golf

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    Going to Disneyworld

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    Dishwashed Verse

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    The Wedding Dress

    Betty was soon to be married. More than anything, she wanted to wear the wedding dress…
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    Call to Principal

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    Pet Hotline

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    Amazing Golf Ball

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    Amateur Paleontologist

    Paleoanthropology Division Smithsonian Institute 207 Pennsylvania Avenue Washington, DC…
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    Seat Sacrifice

    On the way back to New York as I was sitting in the Phoenix airport, they announced that…
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    Moving Labels

    Having moved 15 times during our 37-year marriage, my husband and I appreciate movers who…
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    Listen For The Word

    Our five-year-old son went to a church conference with my wife and me. He got restless,…
For those of us who remember the good old days.

In my day, we didn't have no rocks.  We had to go down to the creek and wash our clothes by beating them with our heads.

Back in the 1970s we didn't have the space shuttle to get all excited about.
We had to settle for men walking on the crummy moon.

In my day, we didn't have hand-held calculators.  We had to do addition on our fingers.  To subtract, we had to have some fingers amputated.

In my day, we didn't have water.  We had to smash together our own hydrogen and oxygen atoms.

Kids today think the world revolves around them.  In my day, the sun revolved around the world, and the world was perched on the back of a giant tortoise.

In my day, we didn't have virtual reality.  If a one-eyed, razorback barbarian warrior was chasing you with an axe, you just had to hope you could outrun him.
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