logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

Bad Day Sign

You know it's going to be a bad day when your teenager knocks on your bedroom door first thing in the morning and says,

"Today is Nerd Day at school, Pop. Can I borrow some of your clothes?"

Powered By JFBConnect

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Gardening Help

    An old man living alone in South Armagh, whose only son was in Long Kesh Prison, didn't…
  • Default Image

    Bear Flight

    During Operation Desert Storm, I was a legislative affairs officer for Gen. Norman…
  • Default Image

    Mother Ring

    While picking up a prescription, I noticed that the woman who gave me my medication was…
  • Default Image

    Eat This Up

    Several American nurses were training at a hospital in Liverpool, England. These nurses…
  • Default Image

    Lost Balloon

    A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots…
  • Default Image

    Insurance Check and Double Take

    Fire swept the plains and burned down the farmer’s barn. While he surveyed the wreckage,…
  • Default Image

    Vacation Offer

    A newspaper writer, after working for 17 long years, was finally granted two months…
  • Default Image

    Comprehending Engineers

    Take One A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly…
  • Picture of a gas cap

    Trading Caps

    I have a friend who filled his car with gas at a self-service gas station. After he had…
  • Default Image

    Dad and Surgeon

    This older man was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son,…
  • Default Image

    Calories That Don't Count

    Dieting is a lot easier when you factor in recently determined calorie counting…
  • Default Image

    Wake Up Call

    One night at an economy motel, I ordered a 6 a.m. wake-up call. The next morning, I awoke…
  • Default Image

    Getting Closer

    Our son, who's in the Army stationed in Georgia, invited my husband and me for a visit.…
  • Default Image

    Cutting Class

    "Jill," a teacher reprimanded the teenager in the hall, "do you mind telling me whose…
  • Default Image

    Computer T-Shirt Slogans

    Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted. As a computer, I find your faith in technology…