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    Drum Sounds

    A researcher arrives in Borneo to gather data for his thesis. Accompanied by his trusty…
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    Ride To Church

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    Bosses Night

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    Third Grade Assignment

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    Ode To Finals Week

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    Herd Of Cows

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    Pastor To The Rescue

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    Lamentation For Our Kids

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    Afraid To Cross

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    Good Doctors

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    Coffee Vending Machine

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    Surprise Gift

    The man walked over to the perfume counter and told the clerk he'd like a bottle of…
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    Ten Ways You Know Your Internet Connection is A Little Slow

    Ten Ways You Know Your Internet Connection is A Little Slow1. Text on Web pages displays…
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    Strawberry Fertilizer

    A farmer was driving along the road with a load of fertilizer. A little boy, playing in…
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    Dead Politicians

    A bus of politicians is driving by a farm where a man lives alone. The bus driver, caught…

While ferrying workers back and forth from an offshore oil rig, the helicopter lost power and went down. Fortunately, it landed safely in the lake.

Struggling to get out, one man tore off his seat belt, inflated his life vest, and jerked open the exit door.

"Don't jump!" the pilot yelled. "This thing is supposed to float!"

As the man leapt from the helicopter into the lake, he yelled back, "Yeah, and it's supposed to FLY too!"

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