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    Golf Comeback

    (This joke is based on an actual event which is a part of golf lore around the world). A…
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    Nature Abhors A Simile

    There was something funny about the kidnapping crime scene that Special Agent Frievald…
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    Listening In

    A long time ago, before the days of cell phones, I needed to call home, and the only pay…
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    Haiku Error Messages

    Sony has announced its own computer operating system now available on its hot new…
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    Barbecue Forks

    As the coals from our barbecue burned down, our hosts passed out marshmallows and long…
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    Goober Travelers

    The following are actual stories provided by travel agents: * I had someone ask for an…
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    Control and Escape

    The computer company my wife works for distributed a corporate clothing catalogue that…
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    Revocation of Independence

    Remember when the US election took so long to decide back in November of 2000? Here's a…
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    First Passport

    At 82 years old, my husband applied for his first passport. He was told he'd need a birth…
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    Teacher Tech Help

    The computer in my high school classroom recently started acting up. After watching me…
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    Vow Changes

    Ken and Melba had finished their breakfast at the retirement home and were relaxing in…
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    Helpful Executive

    A young executive was leaving the office late one evening when he found the CEO standing…
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    Evaluation Excerpts

    These are actual excerpts from college course evaluation forms: 1. "The textbook is…
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    Taxi Grad

    A young man had just graduated from Harvard and was so excited just thinking about his…
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    Flying Blind

    One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated, waiting…

While ferrying workers back and forth from an offshore oil rig, the helicopter lost power and went down. Fortunately, it landed safely in the lake.

Struggling to get out, one man tore off his seat belt, inflated his life vest, and jerked open the exit door.

"Don't jump!" the pilot yelled. "This thing is supposed to float!"

As the man leapt from the helicopter into the lake, he yelled back, "Yeah, and it's supposed to FLY too!"

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