A man hadn't been feeling well at all, so he went to his doctor for a complete check-up. Afterward the doctor came out with the results.
"I'm afraid I have some very bad news," the doctor said. "You're dying, and you don't have much time left."
"Oh, that's terrible!" said the man. "How long have I got?"
"Ten," the doctor says sadly.
"Ten?" the man asks. "Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?!"