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    Tough Teacher

    A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of…
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    More Incorrect

    Two young engineers applied for a single position at a computer company. They both had…
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    Larger Than 20

    A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to place our…
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    Cheap Motel

    One night at an economy motel, I ordered a 6am wake-up call. The next morning, I awoke…
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    Wet Clothes

    Cassie was a really good mom. When her children were growing up, her one son gave her…
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    Two by Fours

    Man injured by fallen raccoon A couple of goobers in a pickup truck drove into a…
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    Exam Assistance

    In the examination paper, the professor wanted us to sign a form stating that we had not…
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    Goober Mirror

    Two goobers, Carol and Patty, were walking down the street.Carol noticed a compact on the…
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    Finish Paving

    While a friend and I were visiting Annapolis, we noticed several students on their hands…
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    The Buck Stops Where?

    A one-dollar bill met a twenty-dollar bill and said, "Hey, where have you been? I haven't…
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    Bank Name

    Mother decided that 10-year-old Cathy should get something 'practical' for her…
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    Exercise Classes

    I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothing.If I *had*…
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    Missing You

    Dave went on a business trip for a few days. When he returned, his wife reported that the…
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    Car Trip

    Friends took their first-grader on a car trip to Canada. To help pass the time, the boy…

A man hadn't been feeling well at all, so he went to his doctor for a complete check-up.  Afterward the doctor came out with the results.

"I'm afraid I have some very bad news," the doctor said.  "You're dying, and you don't have much time left."

"Oh, that's terrible!" said the man.  "How long have I got?"

"Ten," the doctor says sadly.

"Ten?" the man asks.  "Ten what?  Months?  Weeks?  What?!"

"Nine..."

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