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A man hadn't been feeling well at all, so he went to his doctor for a complete check-up.  Afterward the doctor came out with the results.

"I'm afraid I have some very bad news," the doctor said.  "You're dying, and you don't have much time left."

"Oh, that's terrible!" said the man.  "How long have I got?"

"Ten," the doctor says sadly.

"Ten?" the man asks.  "Ten what?  Months?  Weeks?  What?!"

"Nine..."

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