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    Bathroom Sign

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    Goodwill Offering

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    Pulpit Humor

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    Taxi Craze

    Jill had to grab a cab to get to a meeting uptown. She hailed one down, got in, and told…
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    Signs that the Starship Enterprise is Nearing the End of It's Warranty

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    Service for One

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    Homework Excuses

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    Physics Purpose

    One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. A pre-med…
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    Sorry I'm Late Mom

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    Bank Enunciation

    Fresh from a visit to the dentist, I decided to stop at my bank. Barely able to…
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    The detective was interviewing the man whose clothing shop had just been burglarized.…
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    Rare Steak

    A cattle rancher went into town on a Saturday night for a sit-down steak dinner. When the…
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    Lost Friends

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    Pastor's Golf Sunday

    There was this preacher who was an avid golfer. Every chance he could get, he could be…

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at:

Two goobers meet on a dusty country road. One of them is carrying a big bag labeled, "chickens."

"Chickens, eh?" says one guy. "Hey, if I guess how many chickens you got, will you give me one?"

"Heck," says the guy with the bag, "iffin you guess right, I'll give you both of 'em."

The other scratches his head and guesses, "Um... five?"

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