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    Computer Customer Quotes

    "Computer Customer Quotes" or "Why goobers shouldn't own computers!" Customer: "I have…
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    Funeral Weather

    As with many funerals, it was a cloudy, rainy day.The deceased was a little old lady who…
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    Country Refreshment

    A man was on a long walk in the country. He became thirsty so decided to stop at a little…
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    Dead Seagull

    A father was at the beach with his children when his four-year-old son ran up to him,…
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    Steamed Goober

    Back in the good old days of steam engines, a goober who had spent his whole life in the…
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    Pilot Humor

    Here are some actual maintenance complaints generally known as squawks or problems…
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    White Gloves

    Frequent hand washing in my job as a medical technologist and the harsh weather combined…
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    SPCA Rescue

    "Hello, hello?" shrilled a spinsterish voice over the phone. "Is this the SPCA?""Yes.""I…
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    Time To Go

    The pastor was known for the clarity and brevity of his sermons. His talks were well…
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    Captain Discipline

    About 90 fifth-graders piled into the airliner I was flying, on their way home from a…
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    Away From His Desk

    As the boss was leaving the office to play golf, he instructed his secretary to tell all…
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    Goober Hunters

    Two Goober hunters were dragging their dead deer down a trail back to their car. Another…
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    Class Reunions

    Every ten years, as summertime nears,An announcement arrives in the mail,A reunion is…
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    Family Loop

    Many, many years agoWhen I was twenty three,I got married to a widow,Pretty as could be.…
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    If Dr. Seuss Wrote for Star Trek: The Next Generation

    Picard: Sigma Indri, that's the star,So, Data, please, how far? How far? Data: Our ship…

Fresh from a visit to the dentist, I decided to stop at my bank. Barely able to enunciate, I told the teller, "I'm sorry about not speaking more clearly. I've had Novocain."

"You should have used the drive-through," she said.

"Why?"

"Everyone who goes through sounds like you," she explained.

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