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    Dad's Pay Check

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    Election Poetry

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    Penguin Breakdown

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    Every Word

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    Interactive Weather

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    Blind Pilots

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    Newbie Preacher

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    Cow Philosophies

    Various organizational philosophies explained in "two cow" terms. Socialism: you have two…
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    Empty Nest Craft

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    Lost Balloon

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    Huge Steak

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    Helping Mom

    A little while after my mother was widowed, it became apparent that she was unable to…
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    Positive Start

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    Rabbi Returns

    I returned to my parents' home to attend a funeral. At the temple, my mother led me to a…
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    Afraid To Cross

    Two men stand at a river which they are about to cross when they notice crocodiles…

Fresh from a visit to the dentist, I decided to stop at my bank. Barely able to enunciate, I told the teller, "I'm sorry about not speaking more clearly. I've had Novocain."

"You should have used the drive-through," she said.

"Why?"

"Everyone who goes through sounds like you," she explained.

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