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    The Envelope Please

    Morris had just been hired as the new CEO of a large high tech corporation. The CEO who…
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    Suffering Vanity

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    Sugar Packets Announcement

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    Dog Weather

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    Great Eyesight

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    School Excuse

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    Top Ten Things You NEVER Want to Hear the Orkin Man Say

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    Goober Medical Terms

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    30 Minutes To A Cleaner House

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    Grandfather Putt

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    Coffee For Grandma

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    Hospital Information

    A friend of mine was in the hospital awaiting the arrival of her first child. When I…
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    Cherokee 180

    One day, the pilot of a Cherokee 180 was told by the tower to hold short of the active…
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    Cast Your Bread

    My mom, a difficult independent, likes sitting by the park feeding the pigeons. One day…

Fresh from a visit to the dentist, I decided to stop at my bank. Barely able to enunciate, I told the teller, "I'm sorry about not speaking more clearly. I've had Novocain."

"You should have used the drive-through," she said.

"Why?"

"Everyone who goes through sounds like you," she explained.

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