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    Classroom Talk

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    Slow Train

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    Cleaning Job

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    Restaurant Line

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    Transcribing Confusion

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    Goober Hunters

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    Career Change

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    Are You a Policeman?

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    Suggestion Box

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    Wedding Dress Blues

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    Little Bars of Soap

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Fresh from a visit to the dentist, I decided to stop at my bank. Barely able to enunciate, I told the teller, "I'm sorry about not speaking more clearly. I've had Novocain."

"You should have used the drive-through," she said.

"Why?"

"Everyone who goes through sounds like you," she explained.

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