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    Dog Meters

    Two dogs out and about, walk over to a parking meter.One says to the other, "How do you…
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    Miscellaneous Ponderings

    A bus station is where a bus stops.A train station is where a train stops.On my desk, I…
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    Feeding the Baby

    My husband is wonderful with our baby daughter, but often he turns to me for advice.…
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    Pop Rocks

    Cassie was taking two of her Grandsons on their very first train ride from Dayton, Ohio…
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    Missing Bags

    I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area so I went to the lost luggage…
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    Sunday Compliment

    The minister gave his Sunday morning service, as usual, but this particular Sunday, it…
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    Spelling Help

    My son, Mitchell, a kindergartener, practices spelling with magnetic letters on the…
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    Got Any Crackers

    A duck walks into a bar and asks "Got any crackers? "Bartender says no.Duck walks…
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    Steeple Paint

    The church steeple in Port Gibson is very high, and was being painted on a rather hot…
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    In the Bag

    I had an offer from a large company and they offered to fly me out to the meeting on…
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    Thomas

    A man in a supermarket was pushing a cart which contained, among other things, a…
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    Holding Hands

    While at the mall, I saw an elderly couple holding hands while they were walking. As they…
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    Waiting For A Table

    When my husband and I showed up at a very popular restaurant, it was crowded. I went up…
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    Morning Tea

    Little Johnny's father was a pastor in a small church.One day, his father told Little…
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    Minibike

    A young man drove his mini-bike in to a gas station and dismounted."I'll need about a…

Fresh from a visit to the dentist, I decided to stop at my bank. Barely able to enunciate, I told the teller, "I'm sorry about not speaking more clearly. I've had Novocain."

"You should have used the drive-through," she said.

"Why?"

"Everyone who goes through sounds like you," she explained.

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