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    Family Cleaning

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    Market Conditions

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    Burning Call

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    One Seat Allowed

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    Chute Error

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    Longevity

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With only two tellers working at the bank, the line I was standing in was moving very slowly. As I waited, I began to fill in my withdrawal slip. Not sure of the date, I turned and asked the woman behind me.

"It's the fifth," she replied.

A man from the back of the line advised, "Don't write it in yet!"
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