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    Missing Car Parts

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    Tree Trouble

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    Morning Tea

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    The Perfect Worker

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    Thoughts on Genealogy

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    Cowboy's Guide to Life

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    Chinese Knitting

    Many years ago my wife was to knitting what Peyton Manning is to football. She designed…
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    Dead Seagull

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    Small Town Check

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    Miscellaneous Goobers

    GOOBERS AT WORK - I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk…
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    F1 - Help

    My friend was on duty in the main computer lab on a quiet afternoon when he noticed a…
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    Prenatal Visit

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    Helping Mom

    A little while after my mother was widowed, it became apparent that she was unable to…
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    Checking Newbie

    Her teenage son was having trouble mastering the fine points of balancing his new…
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    Get Me Out

    My husband David's colleague at a package-processing center was trapped in a small rest…

While waiting in line at the bank, a coworker developed a very loud case of hiccups. By the time he reached the teller's window, the hiccups seemed to have worsened. The teller took my friend's check and proceeded to run a computer verification of his account. After a minute she looked up from her terminal with a frown and said that she would be unable to cash his check.

"Why not?" my friend asked incredulously.

"I'm sorry, sir," she replied, "but our computer indicates that you do not have sufficient funds to cover this amount. As a matter of fact," she continued, "our records show your account overdrawn in excess of $5000."

"It CAN'T be!" he cried. "You have GOT to be kidding!"

"Yes, I am," she answered with a big smile, counting out his cash. "But you will notice that your hiccups are gone."

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