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    Salt Lake vs. Denver

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    If Dr. Seuss Wrote for Star Trek: The Next Generation

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    Bike Training

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    Towel Misunderstanding

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    The Lord's Prayer - Sort of

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    Taa-Daa!

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    Out of the Loop

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    Strawberry Fertilizer

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    Rules for Choosing a Super Hero Name

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    Great Eyesight

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    Baseball Basics

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    Signs of Banned Substances

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    Super Dress

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    Government Solution

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    Picture Favor

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picture of bank vault doorThe girl came running in tears to her father. "Dad, you gave me some terrible financial advice!" she cried.

"I did? What did I tell you?" said the dad.

"You told me to put my money in that big bank, and now that big bank is in trouble."

"What are you talking about? That's one of the largest banks in the world," he said. "Surely there must be some mistake."

"I don't think so," she sniffed. "They just returned one of my checks with a note saying, 'Insufficient Funds'."

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