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    Why ask Why?

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    Military Computer Manners

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    Murphy's Laws of Law Enforcement

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    Radio Transmission

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    Procedure Recall

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    Farming Dream

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    NRA Thanksgiving

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    Backwoods Labor

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    Tax Reform

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    Dress Code for Seniors

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    Bad Flight

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    Check that Address!

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    Yesterday Computer Song

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    Watch This

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    Takes One To Know One

    Sitting at a table in the clubhouse after a game, Joe said to a fellow club member, "I'm…

The orthopedic surgeon I work for was moving to a new office, and his staff was helping transport many of the items. I sat the display skeleton in the front of my car, his bony arm across the back of my seat.

I hadn't considered the drive across town. At one traffic light, the stares of the people in the car beside me became obvious, and I looked across and explained, "I'm delivering him to my doctor's office."

The other driver leaned out of his window. "I hate to tell you, lady," he said, "but I think it's too late!"

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