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    You Know You're in Trouble When

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    Interesting Thoughts

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    Couple Descriptions

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    Things to do When Your ISP Goes Down

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    Tough Kids

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    Computer Dating

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    Looking For The Lift

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    She Was Such A Goober

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    Computer Cup Holder

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    Grandmothers

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The telephone solicitor selling basement waterproofing must have thought she'd died and gone to heaven when she reached my very polite and patient son on the phone. At the end of her long sales pitch, she asked, "Do you mind if we send out someone to give you an estimate?"

"Not at all," my son said.

"When would be a good time?" she asked.

My son answered, "Just as soon as I dig a basement."

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