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    You Know You're a Northerner When

    You know you're a northerner when...~ you know the 4 seasons - winter, still winter, not…
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    Miscellaneous Ponderings

    A bus station is where a bus stops.A train station is where a train stops.On my desk, I…
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    Bob's Lesson

    Joe had asked Bob to help him out with the deck after work, so Bob went straight over to…
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    Prescription Labels

    A pharmacy major was taking a course in Dispensing. One day they were discussing the…
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    Goober Loot

    Two Goobers, Bob and Joe, decided to rob a bank and all they get away with are two sacks,…
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    Roman Numerals

    One of my college friends asked a group of us for advice on organizing his final report…
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    Not For Lunch

    My husband retired, and for the first time in over 40 years I had to think about…
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    Baseball Class

    A profesor at the University of Pennsylvania was known for giving boring, cliche-ridden…
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    Message Break

    A pastor, known for his lengthy sermons, noticed a man get up and leave during the middle…
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    Blind Pilots

    One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated, waiting…
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    The Top Ten Things Not to Do at Your Child's Performance or Sports Event

    10. Try to pep up the dance recital crowd by starting "the wave." 9. Do a halftime…
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    Four Letter Words

    A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride…
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    Lawyer News

    "I have good news and bad news," the defence attorney told his client. "First the bad…
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    Homework Excuses

    Excuses to give your teacher when you don't do your homework.- I didn't do my history…
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    Convent Card

    As a Dominican sister, I lived in a convent named for a deceased pope. One day while I…

For some recruits, there is nothing basic about basic training.

It was clear that one soldier in particular was not getting the hang of it when on guard duty, he cried out, "Halt!  Don't shoot, or I'll move!"

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