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    Wrong Guard

    It was in the early 1960's and spray deodorant, new to the market, was being advertised…
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    Dog Quotes

    "Some days you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant." - Unknown "Whoever said you…
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    Oily Hair

    Trying to control my dry hair, I treated my scalp with olive oil before washing it.…
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    Commando Moses

    Nine year old Joey, was asked by his mother what he had learned in Sunday school. "Well,…
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    Football Sleep

    After spending all day Sunday watching football on television, a man fell asleep and…
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    Searching For Witnesses

    The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car had struck a…
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    Vet Bills

    While waiting at the veterinarian's office, I overheard two women chatting about their…
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    You Know You're Getting Old When

    You know you're getting there when... Everything that works hurts, and what doesn't hurt…
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    Planning Ahead

    A woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, "Paint me with diamond…
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    Steeple Paint

    The church steeple in Port Gibson is very high, and was being painted on a rather hot…
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    Computer T-Shirt Slogans - #2

    C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN RUN\DOS\RUN
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    Dayvorce

    A farmer walked into an attorney's office wanting to file for a divorce.The attorney…
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    Computer Career

    Once I worked as an operator on an old IBM 370/Model 138 mainframe at a local college. My…
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    House Points

    "This house," said the real estate salesman, "has both its good points and its bad…

For some recruits, there is nothing basic about basic training.

It was clear that one soldier in particular was not getting the hang of it when on guard duty, he cried out, "Halt!  Don't shoot, or I'll move!"

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