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    The Foot Rule

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    Golden Bear Answer

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    Eating Out

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    What's Wrong Now?

    My friend, an ex-Marine Aviator wanted to show off his new twin-engine plane. I was…
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    Perley Moore Buys a Truck

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    You Know You've Had Too Much Coffee When

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    Weight Report

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    Things I've Learned From My Children

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    Efficient Breakfast

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    Little Johnny's Bike

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    Gore Flubs

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    Hair Curlers

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    Rejected Rejection

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    Taps System

    During an attack of laryngitis I lost my voice completely for two days. To help me…

On the first day of school, about mid-morning, the kindergarten teacher said, "If anyone has to go to the bathroom, hold up two fingers."

A little voice from the back of the room asked, "How will that help?"

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