Thanks to Norma K. Appel for sending today's CleanLaugh.
Dear Pastor Tim, this is a true story.
It was Thanksgiving day and my friend's hall bathroom was not working.
She had another bathroom off the master bedroom so she asked her pre-teen daughter to put a sign on the hall bathroom door and then close it.
Due to all the busyness of preparations for the big event (she has a very large family to prepare for) she never got the opportunity to stop, even to go to the bathroom, until all her guests had left that day.
It read: "Out of odor."