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Bathroom Sign

bathroom sinkThanks to Norma K. Appel for sending today's CleanLaugh. 

Dear Pastor Tim, this is a true story.

It was Thanksgiving day and my friend's hall bathroom was not working.

She had another bathroom off the master bedroom so she asked her pre-teen daughter to put a sign on the hall bathroom door and then close it.

Due to all the busyness of preparations for the big event (she has a very large family to prepare for) she never got the opportunity to stop, even to go to the bathroom, until all her guests had left that day.

When she walked down the hall toward her bedroom, she glanced over and saw the sign her young daughter had written on the hall bathroom door.

It read: "Out of odor."

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