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    Everything is Wonderful

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    Three Mothers

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    Tree Faller

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    Other Uses for Fruitcake

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    Hiccup Cure

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    How Does This Work?

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    Too Late To Date

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    Game Time

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    Seatbelt Support

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Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother gently rubbed cold cream on her face.

"Why are you rubbing cold cream on you face, Mommy?" he asked.

"To make myself beautiful," said his mother.

A few minutes later, she began removing the cream with a tissue.

"What's the matter?" asked Little Johnny.  "Giving up?"
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