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If You Love Something Variations
THE ORIGINAL VERSION:If you love something,Set it free...If it comes back, it's yours;If… -
School Days
Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. "Wake up, son. It's time to go to… -
Toy Disclaimers
Honest Toy Disclaimers * No beanies or babies harmed in the manufacture of this product.… -
Goober with a Pager
One of my friends works in the customer service call center of a national pager company.… -
Chicken Recovery
A farmer's son was returning from the market with the crate of chickens his father had… -
Subway Drop
The Manhattan Commuter train was packed. Suddenly there was a jingle on the floor. Most… -
More Dog Quotes
"If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise" -Unknown "In dog years, I'm… -
Painted Sunset
Little Bobby was spending the weekend with his grandmother after a particularly trying… -
Prescription Worries
A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor's office. "Is it true," she wanted to know,… -
Two Plus Two
A mathematician, a statistician and an accountant apply for the same job. The interviewer… -
Dog Review
A man follows a woman out of a movie theatre. She has a dog on a leash.He stops her and… -
Parenting Tip
Mary Siegel was almost crazy with her three young kids. She complained to her best… -
Bridge Over Troubled Waters
There were two old geezers living in the backwoods of the Ozarks: Rufus and Clarence.… -
New Axioms of the Nineties
New Axioms of the Nineties1. Home is where you hang your @.2. The e-mail of the species… -
Low Watt Stories
True Stories, by David Smith I went to McDonald's. I looked at the menu and saw that you…
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