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Where's Mommy
One evening after dinner, a five-year-old boy noticed that his mother had gone out and he… -
Border problem
An elderly woman lived on a small farm in Canada, just yards away from the North Dakota… -
Boot Lesson
A teacher was helping one of her kindergarten students put his boots on. He asked for… -
Good Guess
The Sunday school lesson for the day was about Noah's Ark, so the pre-school teacher in… -
Environmental Problem
This was an actual letter from and reply to the Michigan Department of Environmental… -
Mechanic Applicant
A man is applying for a job as mechanic that he really wants to get.The boss says, "Can… -
Dress Code for Seniors
Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go… -
Cooking Terms
Tongue: a variety of meat, rarely served because it clearly crosses the line between a… -
Kitchen Wizard
My friend's husband is always telling her that housekeeping would be a snap if only she… -
Lost Ticket
Albert Einstein was also recognized as the original absent-minded professor. One day, on… -
Jogging Time
A man had been driving all night and by morning was still far from his destination. He… -
Elevator Repair
Soon after our high-tech company moved into a new building, we had trouble with the… -
Five Kinds of Fruit
In the middle of the table is a round food tray with five kinds of fruits on it. They… -
Dough Boy Drive By
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (really from the Associated Press) Linda Burnett, 23, was… -
Soup Words
It was a formal banquet. The minister had just finished saying grace when a waiter…
