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    Houdini Wannabe

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    It's Not A Cat

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    How Does This Work?

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    True Calls to the IRS

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    Photo Apology

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    Happy Birthday Ten Again

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    Gripe Comments

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    Bulletin Humor

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    Mummy Shock

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    Excerpts From Actual Letters Sent To Landlords

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    Nature Abhors A Simile

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    Call Me Tex

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I'd had a pretty hectic day with my four-year-old. When bed-time finally came, I laid down the law: "We're putting on your pj's, brushing your teeth, and reading ONE book. Then it's lights out!"

Her arms went around my neck in a gentle embrace, and she said, "We learned in Sunday school about little boys and girls who don't have mommies and daddies."

Even after I'd been such a grouch, I thought, she was still grateful to have me. I felt tears begin to well up in my eyes, and then she whispered, "Maybe you could go be THEIR mom?"

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