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    Grandpa's Gift

    The following is a true story submitted by list member Mary Lou F. from Kincardine,…
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    Miles and Eggs

    The teacher noticed that Mike had been daydreaming for a long time. She decided to get…
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    Vicar's Surprise

    A rich man went to his vicar and said, "I want you and your wife to take a three-month…
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    Getting Older

    Amy and Jamie are old friends. They have both been married to their husbands for a long…
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    New Passport Photo

    Unfortunately, getting a new passport required a new photo. As I handed my ten-year-old…
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    Windy Walk

    So George goes out on a really windy night to walk over and visit his friend Sam, who is…
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    More Bumper Stickers

    * FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION! It comes bundled with the software. * I can't dial 911.…
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    Things You Do Not Want To Hear In Surgery

    1.) Better save that.? We'll need it for the autopsy.2.) Somebody call the janitor -…
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    The Place for Grace

    When little Johnny received his plate he started eating right away."Johnny wait until we…
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    Top Signs Your Company is Planning a Layoff

    *Top Signs Your Company is Planning a Layoff* 1. CEO frequently overheard mumbling,…
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    Hunting Feedback

    I love the outdoors, and because of my passion for hunting and fishing, my family eats a…
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    Planning Ahead

    A woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, "Paint me with diamond…
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    Young Businessman

    A young businessman had just started his own firm. He had just rented a beautiful office…
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    Three Chairs

    A Methodist minister meets three Baptist deacons on the golf course and invites them to…
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    Finish Paving

    While a friend and I were visiting Annapolis, we noticed several students on their hands…

*Before and After Children*

BEFORE Children: I was thankful for the opportunity to vacation in exotic foreign countries so I could experience a different way of life in a new culture.

AFTER Children: I am thankful to have time to make it all the way down the driveway to get the mail.

BEFORE Children: I was thankful for the Moosewood Vegetarian cookbook.

AFTER Children: I am thankful for the butterball turkey hotline.

BEFORE Children: I was thankful for a warm, cozy home to share with my loved ones.

AFTER Children: I am thankful for the lock on the bathroom door.

BEFORE Children: I was thankful for material objects like custom furniture, a nice car and trendy clothes.

AFTER Children: I am thankful when the baby spits up and misses my good shoes.

BEFORE Children: I was thankful for my wonderful family.

AFTER Children: I am thankful for my wonderful family.

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