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B - Is that all you're having?
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B - Its like I'm in a dream
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B - $60/dozen
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B - Turbo charged
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B - We agree on everything!
A - Doesn't she have a mind of her own?

B - Charming and Noble
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B - Idol
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B - I love a woman with curves
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B - He's completely lost without me
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B - Croissant and cappuccino
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B - Blind
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B - You look so seductive in black
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