logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

Before and After Falling in Love

couple on dateBefore - You take my breath away
After - I feel like I'm suffocating

B - She says she loves the way I take control of the situation
A - She called me a controlling, manipulative egomaniac

B - Lucy and Ricky
A - Fred and Ethel

B - Saturday Night Fever
A - Monday Night Football

B - He makes me feel like a million dollars
A - If I had a dime for every stupid thing he's done...

B - Don't stop
A - Don't start

B - The Sound of Music
A - The Sound of Silence

B - Is that all you're having?
A - Maybe you should just have a salad, honey.

B - Wheel of Fortune
A - Jeopardy

B - Its like I'm in a dream
A - Its like he's in a dorm

B - $60/dozen
A - $1.50/stem

B - Turbo charged
A - Jump start

B - We agree on everything!
A - Doesn't she have a mind of her own?

B - Charming and Noble
A - Chernobyl

B - Idol
A - Idle

B - I love a woman with curves
A- I never said you were fat

B - He's completely lost without me
A - Why won't he ever ask for directions?

B - Time stood still
A - This relationship is going nowhere

B - Croissant and cappuccino
A - Bagel and instant

B - Blind
A - Nearsighted

B - You look so seductive in black
A - Your clothes are so depressing

B - Iambic Pentameter
A - Blank Verse

B - Oysters
A - Fishsticks

B - I can hardly believe we found each other
A - I can't believe I ended up with someone like you

B - Passion
A - Ration

Powered By JFBConnect

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Johnny's Dust

    After church, Johnny tells his parents he has to go and talk to the minister right away.…
  • Default Image

    Sermon Interpretation

    One Sunday after church Mom asked her very young daughter what the lesson was about. Her…
  • Default Image

    Education At Work

    "What's the usual tip?" a man growled when, Jason, a college student delivered his pizza.…
  • Default Image

    Bridge Fishing

    Two Goobers notice a couple of guys by a bridge. The one guy drops over the bridge being…
  • mailbox

    Letter From Mom

    When the man came home, his wife was crying. "Your mother insulted me," she sobbed. "My…
  • Default Image

    Goober Exam

    The Goober reported for her University final examination, which consisted of "yes/no"…
  • Default Image

    Perspective

    An English professor wrote the words, "a woman without her man is nothing" on the…
  • Default Image

    Stork Reunion

    A man took his little boy to the zoo for the very first time. Each time they would see a…
  • woman curlers

    Behavior Modification

    One morning I was called to pick up my son at the school nurse's office. When I walked…
  • Default Image

    Dog Meters

    Two dogs out and about, walk over to a parking meter.One says to the other, "How do you…
  • Default Image

    One and Only

    "Mum, teacher was asking me today if I have any brothers or sisters who will be coming to…
  • Default Image

    Namesake Care

    While I was serving as a chief master sergeant at Barksdale Air Force Base in Bossier…
  • Default Image

    Better Preaching

    After the visiting preacher finished, a woman came up and said, "You were much better…
  • Default Image

    Goober Circle

    A goober had just bought a new sports car and was out for a drive when she swerved…
  • Default Image

    Hard to Pronounce

    As a Dominican sister, I lived in a convent named for a deceased pope. One day while I…