Before - You take my breath awayAfter - I feel like I'm suffocating
B - She says she loves the way I take control of the situationA - She called me a controlling, manipulative egomaniac
B - Lucy and RickyA - Fred and Ethel
B - Saturday Night FeverA - Monday Night Football
B - He makes me feel like a million dollarsA - If I had a dime for every stupid thing he's done...
B - Don't stopA - Don't start
B - The Sound of MusicA - The Sound of Silence
B - Is that all you're having?A - Maybe you should just have a salad, honey.
B - Wheel of FortuneA - Jeopardy
B - Its like I'm in a dreamA - Its like he's in a dorm
B - $60/dozenA - $1.50/stem
B - Turbo chargedA - Jump start
B - We agree on everything!A - Doesn't she have a mind of her own?
B - Charming and NobleA - Chernobyl
B - IdolA - Idle
B - I love a woman with curvesA- I never said you were fat
B - He's completely lost without meA - Why won't he ever ask for directions?
B - Time stood stillA - This relationship is going nowhere
B - Croissant and cappuccinoA - Bagel and instant
B - BlindA - Nearsighted
B - You look so seductive in blackA - Your clothes are so depressing
B - Iambic PentameterA - Blank Verse
B - OystersA - Fishsticks
B - I can hardly believe we found each otherA - I can't believe I ended up with someone like you
B - PassionA - Ration
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