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    Computer T-Shirt Slogans - #2

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    Repair Call

    Bill was a frequent user of a pay telephone at a popular truck stop, and was greatly…
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    Helping Daddy

    One day a young boy ran crying to his mother and rubbing his behind. His mother said,…
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    Dictionary of Project Terms

    *Dictionary of Project Terms* Project slightly behind original schedule due to unforeseen…
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    Card Dog

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    Sore Mover

    Co-workers sympathized as my mother complained that her back was really sore from moving…
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    Vet Bills

    While waiting at the veterinarian's office, I overheard two women chatting about their…
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    Old Dodge

    A man was driving along in his beat up old dodge, when suddenly it broke down. He was…
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    Baseball Basics

    At one point during a game, the baseball coach said to one of his young players, "Do you…
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    It's Not A Cat

    It's not a cat it's...A small, four-legged, fur-bearing extortionist.A wildlife control…
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    Manservant

    Because of a shortage of maids, the minister's wife advertised for a manservant. The next…
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    Pessimistic Friend

    An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His search ended when he found…
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    Nutritious Eating

    According to a recent article I just read on nutrition, they said eating right doesn't…
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    Tea Service

    One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me and my brother who is four years…

Best Out Of Office Replies

1. I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Be prepared for my mood.

2. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at all.

3. I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you send me until I return from vacation on September 30th. Please be patient and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.

4. Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $10.99 for the first ten words and $5.99 for each additional word in your message.

5. The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and is unable to deliver this message. Please restart your computer and try sending again. (The beauty of this is that when you return, you can see how many in-duh-viduals did this over and over).

6. Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks.

7. I've run away to join a different circus.

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