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    Chocolate Laughs

    Over the years, people have come up with a number of great reasons to eat chocolate. The…
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    Spa First Day

    A woman joined a health spa, and on her first day eagerly joined in an exercise class.…
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    Out of Gas Advice

    After finishing an out-of-town errand, I discovered that my car wouldn't start because it…
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    Dream Woman

    A young man called his mother and announced excitedly that he had just met the woman of…
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    Busy Mom

    My busy mother sometimes accidentally left pots and pans on the stove with the burners…
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    No Frills Airlines

    ...they don't sell tickets, they sell chances. ...all the insurance machines in the…
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    Hospital Forms

    In the admitting office of our hospital, some patients were filling out forms, others…
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    A Captain's Tale

    Long ago lived a seaman named Captain Bravo. He was a manly-man who showed no fear in…
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    Takes One To Know One

    Sitting at a table in the clubhouse after a game, Joe said to a fellow club member, "I'm…
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    Surgery Beauty

    Irving was just coming out of anesthesia after a series of tests in the hospital, and his…
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    The Difference Between Men and Women

    This is a Dave Barry item. Do not use in your book.********** Let's say a guy named Fred…
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    Battling Salons

    A new hair salon opened up for business right across the street from the old established…
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    Signs That Old Age Might Be Creeping Up On You

    Your favorite section of the newspaper is "25 Years Ago Today."The parts that have…
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    Cake Disaster

    Many years ago my just married young cousin moved into an upstairs apartment and invited…
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    Vacuous Goober

    It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on "Science & Nature."Her question…

The little boy wasn't getting good marks in school.

One day he made the teacher quite surprised. He tapped her on the shoulder and said, "I don't want to scare you, but my daddy says if I don't get better grades, somebody is going to get a spanking."

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