logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Mr. Scwartz

    Mr. Schwartz was the oldest of 7 children, so he had to quit school and work to help…
  • garage

    Signs Your Garage Needs to be Cleaned

    - It just entered itself in the heavyweight division on BattleBots. - I don't care what…
  • Default Image

    Side Effects of a Life in Comedy

    Side Effects of a Life in Comedy* Recurring nightmare: as your "Harpo Meets Teller"…
  • Default Image

    Four Little Words

    Heather and Marcy hadn't seen each other in awhile, so they decided to meet for lunch.…
  • Default Image

    Road Crew Signs

    While driving through South Carolina, I kept having to slow down for road repair crews.To…
  • Default Image

    Bell Call

    The scene: Alexander Graham Bell's laboratory.An exciting new discovery is about to take…
  • Default Image

    Notice

    PLEASE NOTICE:You may have noticed the increased amount of notices for you to notice.…
  • Default Image

    Sidewalk Preacher

    A sidewalk preacher stood on a soapbox downtown and started a rousing sermon on…
  • Default Image

    Find and Replace

    The age of the computer brings much ease and expertise to the preparation of the worship…
  • Default Image

    Emergency Flowers

    I stopped at a florist shop after work to pick up roses for my wife. As the clerk was…
  • Default Image

    Listen For The Word

    Our five-year-old son went to a church conference with my wife and me. He got restless,…
  • Default Image

    You're No Longer A Kid When…

    You're No Longer A Kid When...- Driving a car doesn't always sound like fun.- You have…
  • Default Image

    Maturity Under Attack

    We Must Stop This!! Have you ever noticed that when you're of a certain age, everything…
  • Default Image

    You Know You've Had Too Much Coffee When

    You Know You've Had Too Much Coffee When . . .* You can type sixty words a minute with…
  • Default Image

    Political Faith

    Politicians have a constant need to be diplomatic. Witness this candidate for the Senate…

Upon entering a little country store, the stranger noticed a sign saying "DANGER!  BEWARE OF DOG!" posted on the door glass.

Inside, he noticed a harmless old hound dog asleep on the floor near the cash register.

He asked the store's owner "Is that the dog folks are supposed to beware of?"

"Yep," the proprietor answered, "That's him."

The stranger couldn't help being amused.  "That certainly doesn't look like a dangerous dog to me," he chuckled.  "Why in the world did you decide to post that sign?"

"Because," the owner replied, "before I posted that sign, people kept tripping over him."

Powered By JFBConnect