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    Astronomers Declare February No Longer a Month

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    Sore Mover

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    Pierced Ears

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    Stray Cat Rules

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    What Is That?

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    How Does This Work?

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    G.I. Excuses

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    Take Two Instead

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    Who Gets the Dog?

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    Kitchen Help

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    The Difference Between Men and Women

    This is a Dave Barry item. Do not use in your book.********** Let's say a guy named Fred…
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    4 Year Old Rider

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    Hearing Aid

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    Top 10 Things You'll Never Hear Dad Say

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A father was approached by his small son, who told him proudly, "I know what the Bible means!"

His father smiled and replied, "What do you mean, you "know" the Bible?"

The son replied, "I do know!"

"Okay," said his father. "So, Son, what does the Bible mean?"

"That's easy, Daddy. It stands for "Basic Information Before Leaving Earth."
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