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    Car Help Line

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    Flossing

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    Haircut

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    Card Name

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    You Get What You Paid For

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    Efficient Breakfast

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    Trio of Puns

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    Lost Over Washington State

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    Raffle Toy

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    Pepper Advice

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    Alcohol Consumption Warnings

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    Burglar and Vicar

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    Yiddish Speak

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A father was approached by his small son, who told him proudly, "I know what the Bible means!"

His father smiled and replied, "What do you mean, you "know" the Bible?"

The son replied, "I do know!"

"Okay," said his father. "So, Son, what does the Bible mean?"

"That's easy, Daddy. It stands for "Basic Information Before Leaving Earth."
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