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    Paying For The Damage

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    Control Seminar

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    What He Says - What He Means

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    Good Old Days

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    Better Preaching

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    Quick Thinking Clerk

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    Fuel Trudge

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    Long Passwords

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    Picture Favor

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    New Number

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    Bathroom Sign

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    Goober Exam

    The Goober reported for her University final examination, which consisted of"yes/no" type…
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    What Time Is It?

    A man had been driving all night and by morning was still far from his destination. He…
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    Remember The Elderly

    The following is a letter received by a pastor from an 86 year old lady. The lady…
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    Birthday Greetings

    Seen on a birthday card.Forget about the past, You can't change it.Forget about the…
What if Biblical characters could be recruited as product endorsers?

For Match.com - Noah: "We can find a mate for anything.  Why not you?"

For Excedrin - Moses: "Take two tablets and call me in the morning."

For Dell - Adam and Eve: "No Apples for us. We learned the hard way."

For AARP - Methuselah: "Life begins at 960!"
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