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    Kiss Good-bye

    "Dad," a teenaged girl says, running into her father's den, "I'd like to kiss you…
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    Quit Bothering Us

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    Art That Sells

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    Goober Dieter

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    Rich Uncle

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    2 Best Recipes

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    Moving Labels

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    Signs You've Chosen a "No Frills" Airline

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    Think You're Having A Bad Day?

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    Bad Flight

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    Check that Address!

    Mr. Johnson, a businessman from Wisconsin, went on a business trip to Louisiana. He…
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    Second Grade Math

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    8-Year-Old Asks

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    Servicemen Foot Race

    Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee, were out…
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    Cake Disaster

    Many years ago my just married young cousin moved into an upstairs apartment and invited…
What if Biblical characters could be recruited as product endorsers?

For Match.com - Noah: "We can find a mate for anything.  Why not you?"

For Excedrin - Moses: "Take two tablets and call me in the morning."

For Dell - Adam and Eve: "No Apples for us. We learned the hard way."

For AARP - Methuselah: "Life begins at 960!"
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