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Biblical Endorsements

What if Biblical characters could be recruited as product endorsers?

For Match.com - Noah: "We can find a mate for anything.  Why not you?"

For Excedrin - Moses: "Take two tablets and call me in the morning."

For Dell - Adam and Eve: "No Apples for us. We learned the hard way."

For AARP - Methuselah: "Life begins at 960!"
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