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    Game Time

    A father took his five-year-old son to several baseball games where The Star-Spangled…
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    Dishwasher Repair

    Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had to go to work…
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    Hymns For Professionals

    DENTIST: Crown Him with many crownsCONTRACTORS: The church's one foundationOBSTETRICIANS:…
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    In-Flight Humor

    Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the "in-flight safety lecture,"…
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    Men's Thesaurus

    "IT'S A GUY THING"Translated: "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it,…
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    Vet's Guarantee

    There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working…
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    A Dog Named Bear

    Friends of ours owned a huge Great Dane named "Bear." He looked menacing but was actually…
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    Reap What You Sow

    Early one evening a gentleman scuttled out to his garage and pulled the lawn furniture…
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    Surgical Tools

    To address an emergency call a doctor came to see a rich patient at his home, who was…
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    W-a-i-t-i-n-g

    The two ladies were sitting in the living room, waiting for their hostess, who was…
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    Goober on the Loose

    Three convicts escaped from prison. They made it to the downtown of a nearby city but…
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    Growing Up

    While on recess duty at the elementary school where I teach, I was talking with several…
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    Software Training

    A fellow computer programmer for a consulting group had designed some software for one of…
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    Choruses vs Hymns

    young, new Christian went to his local small town church one weekend. He came home and…
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    Sunday Complaints

    After church one Sunday morning, a mother commented, "The choir was awful this…

A young man called his mother and announced excitedly that he had just met the woman of his dreams. Now what should he do?

His mother had an idea: "Why don't you send her flowers, and on the card invite her to your place for a home-cooked meal?"

He thought this was a great strategy and arranged a date for a week later. His mother called the day after the big date to see how things had gone.

"The evening was a disaster," he moaned.

"Why, didn't she come over?" asked his mother.

"Oh, she came over, but she refused to cook..."

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