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    Corn Problem

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    Senior Citizen Discount

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    London Building

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    Stone's Throw

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    Mom's Time Out

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    Top Ten Signs Your Co-worker is a Computer Hacker

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A young man called his mother and announced excitedly that he had just met the woman of his dreams. Now what should he do?

His mother had an idea: "Why don't you send her flowers, and on the card invite her to your place for a home-cooked meal?"

He thought this was a great strategy and arranged a date for a week later. His mother called the day after the big date to see how things had gone.

"The evening was a disaster," he moaned.

"Why, didn't she come over?" asked his mother.

"Oh, she came over, but she refused to cook..."

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