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    Fishing Advice

    Two buddies are fishing, but they haven't caught anything all day. Then, another…
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    Lost Phone

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    Card Name

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    Sleeping Leg

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    Left Behind

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    Ancestry

    The following was overheard at a recent 'high society' party."My ancestry goes back all…
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    Commando Moses

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    Gate Boarding

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    Seatbelt Support

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    The Night Before Finals

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    Wedding Cake Verse

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    Wedding Dress Blues

    When my sister Andrea got married, she asked to wear my mother's wedding dress. The day…
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    Marriage Wakeup

    As Barb was getting to know David and his family, she was very impressed by how much his…
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    Second Opinion

    A woman rushes to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out.She…
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    Keyboard Switch

    For a computer programming class, I sat directly across from someone, and our computers…

A young man called his mother and announced excitedly that he had just met the woman of his dreams. Now what should he do?

His mother had an idea: "Why don't you send her flowers, and on the card invite her to your place for a home-cooked meal?"

He thought this was a great strategy and arranged a date for a week later. His mother called the day after the big date to see how things had gone.

"The evening was a disaster," he moaned.

"Why, didn't she come over?" asked his mother.

"Oh, she came over, but she refused to cook..."

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