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    Swerving Goober

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    Concert Lights

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    Two Feet

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    Time Off

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    Cheap Rhymes With Jeep

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    Goober Diagnosis

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    Exercise Classes

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    Even More Musings

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    Grasshopper in Bar

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    Brotherly Chores

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    Baseball Class

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    Shower Music

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    Bad Flight

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    Waiting For Years

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    Work Confusion

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A young man called his mother and announced excitedly that he had just met the woman of his dreams. Now what should he do?

His mother had an idea: "Why don't you send her flowers, and on the card invite her to your place for a home-cooked meal?"

He thought this was a great strategy and arranged a date for a week later. His mother called the day after the big date to see how things had gone.

"The evening was a disaster," he moaned.

"Why, didn't she come over?" asked his mother.

"Oh, she came over, but she refused to cook..."

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