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    Favorite Flower

    While attending a marriage seminar on communication, Tom and his wife Peg listened to the…
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    Mother And Child

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    Battery Life

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    Senior "Favorite Things"

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    Cats

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    Senior Ailments

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    Trip Tickets

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    You Know You've Had Too Much Coffee When

    You Know You've Had Too Much Coffee When . . .* You can type sixty words a minute with…
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    Prescription Fail

    A gentleman was having some physical problems and his doctor told him that he had to…
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    Tattoo Call

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    Blizzard Police

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    A Good Haircut

    Our supervisor recently made a casual comment about my shaggy mane of hair. He then went…
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    Top Ten Things You NEVER Want to Hear the Orkin Man Say

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    Muddy General

    During training exercises, the lieutenant driving down a muddy back road encountered…
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    Hearing Problems

    An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the…

A young man called his mother and announced excitedly that he had just met the woman of his dreams. Now what should he do?

His mother had an idea: "Why don't you send her flowers, and on the card invite her to your place for a home-cooked meal?"

He thought this was a great strategy and arranged a date for a week later. His mother called the day after the big date to see how things had gone.

"The evening was a disaster," he moaned.

"Why, didn't she come over?" asked his mother.

"Oh, she came over, but she refused to cook..."

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