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    Grandmother on the Stand

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    Hitchhiker Problem

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    Marry An Actor

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    Special Delivery

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    Accident Prayer

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    Label Warning

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    Used Lawn Mower

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    A Diet For Dealing With Stress

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    Homework Help

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    Surgery Beauty

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    Check Up

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    49 Cards

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    Speeding Registration

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    Ohio

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A young man called his mother and announced excitedly that he had just met the woman of his dreams. Now what should he do?

His mother had an idea: "Why don't you send her flowers, and on the card invite her to your place for a home-cooked meal?"

He thought this was a great strategy and arranged a date for a week later. His mother called the day after the big date to see how things had gone.

"The evening was a disaster," he moaned.

"Why, didn't she come over?" asked his mother.

"Oh, she came over, but she refused to cook..."

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