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Big Toe Tingle

A young man, fresh out of college, went to see his doctor one day.

"Doc, there's something wrong with me.  Every time I stand in a baby's high chair and face southwest, and then touch my tongue to a piece of aluminum foil that's wrapped around an acorn, I get a strange tingle in my big toe.  Can you tell me what the problem is?"

"Sure!" The doctor said.  "You have way too much time on your hands ...  get a job!"

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